HETALIA ▶ hold my hand
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( axis powers hetalia ) riding

Title: Riding
Series: Axis Powers: Hetalia
Characters/Pairings: Norway, Denmark, Den/Nor. (Nor/Den?)
Rating: M for language and semi-explicit sexual content.
Summary: Written for my friend's birthday, this is everything she likes in one story: Denmark being fat, Iceland being adorable, IKEA, sex in chairs, and porn. I'd like to say it's better than it sounds, but it's really not. (eyeroll) Alternative Title: Sweden Doesn't Have A Royal Yacht, What A Loser (Let Norway And Denmark Show You How It's Done).

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HETALIA ▶ the best family
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( axis powers hetalia ) where you travel right

Title: where you travel right
Series: Axis Powers: Hetalia
Characters/Pairings: Iceland; original characters Greenland and the Faeroes Islands
Rating: PG-13 for language.
Summary: Three Danish territories walk into a hotel room. Just kidding—Iceland hasn't been one since 1944.
Notes: Just a silly little one-shot involving a West Nordic's Meeting and sunblock.

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HETALIA ▶ but i don't know
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( axis powers hetalia ) new kiel, schleswig

Title: New Kiel, Schleswig
Series: Axis Powers: Hetalia
Characters/Pairings: Denmark, Germany. Others mentioned.
Rating: PG-13 for language.
Summary: After most of the world's population was destroyed by 'them,' one slightly unusual survivor finds himself interviewed by a member of the UN Commission.
Notes: Crossover with World War Z, although reading the book isn't really needed to understand. The main facts borrowed from the book are the location of the German camp, the fate of Iceland and Scandinavia, and, you know, the zombies.

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HETALIA ▶ uh what
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( axis powers hetalia ) the five stages

Title: The Five Stages
Series: Axis Powers: Hetalia
Characters/Pairings: Denmark. Norway, Iceland, OC Faeroes, Greenland, and Virgin Islands/Danish West Indies also. Sweden mentioned.
Rating: PG ish.
Summary: Prior to the Schleswig-Holstein War, Denmark asked Sweden-Norway for help. They agreed, and then later took back the offer, leaving Denmark to suffer a horrible defeat alone. Five loosely connected scenes concerning Denmark in the 1860s.
Notes: Written on prompts from a friend, referencing a lot without explaining a lot. Uses a lot of gratuitous colony OCs, including hipster Virgin Islands who is my new fave. That said, this isn't one of my best stories IMO, crit would be appreciated.

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HETALIA ▶ t- tsun
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( axis powers hetalia ) 17 june

Title: 17 June
Series: Axis Powers: Hetalia
Characters/Pairings: Iceland, Norway, Denmark.
Rating: G.
Summary: Iceland's birthday gets celebrated with family, whether Iceland likes it or not.
Notes: I originally wrote this for Iceland's birthday, but forgot to post it lol. I had the idea that I could write one for each Nordic… maybe I still will…

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HETALIA ▶ the best family
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( axis powers hetalia ) One of the Three

Title: One of the Three
Series: Axis Powers: Hetalia
Characters/Pairings: Norway, Denmark, Iceland. Very mild/implied Den/Nor.
Rating: G.
Summary: Iceland gets a cold, or an eruption, or the plague.
Notes: Another request-fic, this prompt was "Denmark and Norway taking care of bbIceland!! I just want bbs and cute really." Set sometime around 1800.

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HETALIA ▶ but i don't know
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( axis powers hetalia ) bridges

Title: Bridges
Series: Axis Powers: Hetalia
Characters/Pairings: Norway, Denmark. Slight Den/Nor.
Rating: PG.
Summary: "You know, I always thought Christiania was a prettier name than Oslo."
Notes: Written on request from a friend. The request was, "Present day Denmark and Norway talking about their union, the breakup, etc!!!"

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HETALIA ▶ hup hup
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( request meme )

So I'm kind of bored and hot and exhausted, which means that now is a great time for a meme?? AND, feel free to comment to this even if I don't know you or anything, the more prompts the better!! I'll try anything except incest and raised/raised by pairings (but family gen is lovely always).

➝ Comment to this post with a character or pairing, and a prompt, and I'll give you one (or more) sentences from a story about it.
HETALIA ▶ this will end violently
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( axis powers hetalia ) his eyes (follow your eyes) - chapter two

Title: His Eyes (Follow Your Eyes)
Series: Axis Powers: Hetalia
Characters/Pairings: Denmark, Norway. Den/Nor.
Rating: PG-16 for heavily implied and mentioned sexual content.
Summary: There is nothing strange about sleeping in the same bed, unless of course you want more. And when your bedmate is your ex, that may just be a given. Part two of three. This chapter: Denmark tries to understand, and Norway refuses to let that happen. Chapter one is here.
Notes: Now, back to business! Sorry about the delay in chapters. Originally this part was going to basically be the first chapter retold from Norway's POV, but it kept getting bogged down and confused, so as much as I liked the idea I had to give up on it. Likewise, this chapter— Denmark is just awful at figuring people's motivations out, and that took so long that I decided to officially make this a three-parter instead.

FINALLY, this chapter is half-dedicated to my Danish Buddy if she reads this, because I typed in "my treasure" and kept thinking "my scat" and laughing. I blame this on you, and honor you with the embarrassment of having something as gross as this chapter attached to your name.

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